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(1-4.4) Sunday, of course, is April Fool’s Day. Or as they call it in Washington, "President’s Day.”

We’re now finding out where all the candidates met their spouses. Barack Obama met his wife at a law firm. John McCain met his wife at a naval officers dance. And Rudy Giuliani met his third wife when he was cheating on his first wife with his second wife.

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak has started her new job, writing training manuals for the navy. It’s a dream come true. She has wanted this job since she was in diapers.

According to Newsweek, they’ve now come out with the carbon diet. An environmentally friendly diet that reduces greenhouse gases. Let me tell you something. If your diet is so bad that you are causing global warming . . . just stay out of Taco Bell.

The U.N. Security Council expressed "concern” over Iran capturing those 15 British soldiers. Concern. With the U.N. involved this could escalate from "concern” to "severely frowned upon.” I’ll bet Iran is shaking in their boots now. A stern letter from the U.N.

A new experimental contraceptive has been developed that not only prevents pregnancy, it prevents PMS. Doctors say this drug could end PMS. I believe it’s called "MBF,” man’s best friend. I want to point out, because of Passover, no Jewish writers were used in the preparation of tonight’s monologue. We only used free-range Christian writers.

As you know, Democratic speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, went to Syria and she said she found some common ground to talk about with the Syrians. I guess they told each other Bush jokes for a few hours.

Health officials are now warning that prescription sleeping pills can cause sleep driving. It can cause people to get up in the middle of the night, drive somewhere, and have no memory of where they went or what they did. To which Bill told Hillary, "See?”

Here’s a sign that people in California have too much money. Have you heard about this? People are now doing yoga with their dog. Yoga for dogs. Who’s this for? Dogs that want to stick their necks out the car window a little further.

Well, the big story in the presidential campaign is how much money Hillary Clinton raised. She raised 26 million in the first quarter, and then shifted $10 million she had left over from her Senate race for a total of $36 million. In fact Hillary Clinton has so much money now, John Kerry is hitting on her.

Plans are underway for movie about the Clinton Whitewater scandal. They’re trying to get Charlize Theron to play Susan MacDougal. If that happens, Bill Clinton will play himself.

Tonight, of course, is the first night of Passover. And today, the president of Iran denied it ever happened.

Jews celebrate the exodus from Egypt and Christians celebrate no rush-hour traffic.

(27.3.07) Do you know this story? Turns out that Rudy Giuliani’s wife forgot one marriage. She originally said that she was married twice. Now it turns out that she was actually married three times. But she says she never talked about her first marriage. Hey, neither does Bill Clinton.